Bonnie the Bulldog walks into the bar and sits down.

She calls her friends and tells them to come meet her.

I introduce her to my boyfriend sitting at the corner table with a group of his buddies.

Bonnie the Bulldog wants to sleep with my boyfriend but with a nickname like that, does she really think she has a chance?

A year later, Bonnie and the Bulldog and my boyfriend are married.

I send them a box of bones as a present.